Valentine’s Day gift ideas from the Editorial Team

Valentine’s Day gift ideas for under $50 from our Editorial Team

 It’s Valentine’s Day and we all know that it’s not the value of the gift but the thought that counts…but a piece of jewelry is ALWAYS appreciated! We could have suggested sexy lingerie or dildos but we thought cookbooks or sexy dice may be more fun.  Our Editorial Team has been busy looking for reasonably priced gift ideas for the real budget conscious- under $50 (even $1) with some funny suggestions in between.

We hope you enjoy our suggestions!

Fork Me, Spoon Me: The Sensual Cookbook

Who doesn’t want to cook sexy food for Valentine’s Day? Exploring the world’s most potent aphrodisiacs for steaming up the kitchen or bedroom (or wherever), this cookbook from a leading authority on sensual foods leads readers down the road to romance or, if preferable, simply helps them get down and dirty. More than 40 recipes based on 12 main ingredients including vanilla-scented sea bass, moist mango meatloaf, ginger mojitos, and Persian love cake, all designed to promote overall sexual health.


Fork me, Spoon me : The Sensual cookbook

Tantric Massage For Beginners: Discover The Best Essential Tantric Massage And Tantric Love Making Techniques!

We love tantric and this one is interesting for under $15. This is a short (the last 10 pages are actually a preview of another book by the author on Kama Sutra) and to the point, non-verbose introduction to and overview over tantric approach and techniques. (You’re spared from a lot of “philosophical” stuff about shakras, unfounded ramblings on “energy” in various non-existent forms etc; that more “advanced” books on Tantra cover.) It’s written in clear language, and it promotes sound views and attitudes on how tantric massage and sex may add joy to your and your partner’s lives.


Tantric Massage For Beginners

Kama Sutra: Kama Sutra Blackbook: Master the Art of Sex Through Ancient Teachings

 Expand Your Sexual Horizons with the Ancient Wisdom of the Kama Sutra! This Valentine’s Day learn from Veronica White’s Kama Sutra: Master the Art of Sex through Ancient Teachings. There is nothing like ancient Hindu sexual knowledge to help you dramatically improve your love life – and your sex life! You’ll discover why “size matters”, your health and lifestyle affect your sex life, and how to maintain consent throughout the sex act. By mixing up your sexual positions, learning the keys of kissing, and understanding the stages of sex, you’ll be well on your way to sexual mastery! You’ll even learn a special, ancient Kama Sutra technique for mind-blowing female orgasms!


Kama sutra Blackbook

Candy G-string

 If you think your girlfriend should be sweeter…then candy Edible Candy G-String should do the trick! Sweet and sexy! An adult spin on the classic candy necklace. Their product description says: “ this intimate novelty is tasty, racy, and fun to wear and share! One size fits most.”…


Candy g-string 

For him : Sweet & Sexy Candy Posing Pouch, Multi Colored

From the creatures of the Candy G-String comes the Candy Posing Pouch for him. Lip-smacking elasticized candy pouch made from the same candy we wore as necklaces as kids! Something to sweetn` up the night any day of the week, one size fits most, but be careful if your partner is hungry. Candy pouch will look irresistible on his manhood. He will love you nibbling the pouch off one candy at a time. Enough candy for a menage a trois… now that sounds fun! A great way to add a tasty tittilation to your sex life.


Sweet & Sexy Candy Posing Pouch

12-Sided Erotic Adult Dice Toys

The rules are what you want to make them. You can use 2 dice or all 4 it’s totally up to how you want to construct the game. Be creative I like to use the two square dice to start they are your forplay than move on to the position dice for the end game. No rules you are only controlled by your imagination.


Erotic adult dice

Sexy Truth or Dare: Pick-A-Stick

 This racy game of Truth or Dare features 100 seductions that will heat up any couple s love life in the bedroom and beyond. The red-hot box comes with 50 sticks to be pulled one at a time, revealing a sexy truth on one side and a dirty dare on the other. The perfect gift for those looking for some naughty action, Sexy Truth or Dare is sure to inspire many passion-filled nights.


Sexy Truth or Dare: Pick-A-Stick

 and Our selection of “interesting” products form the past :

Color For The Hair Down There

Remember when hair “down there” was fashionable. Here is a product with no future with all this Brazilian waxing going on. The product was aimed at “Betty’s” I guess. ……. “ Make sure everything matches or just pick a funky color. That’s the theory behind Fun Betty, aka ‘color for the hair down there’. The product is designed to be, ‘the first safe color’ for pubic hair. The five available colors include: FUNbetty (Pink), BROWNbetty, BLONDbetty, BLACKbetty and AUBURNbetty….”


 From Pubic Hair Transplants to Bushy Signatures

There is a lot going on downstairs these days. Waxing, dying and even funky designing ;anything goes really. Apparently, just because it’s concealed doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take care of that area. Here are a few interesting ideas.

 My Bikini’ Offers Brazilian Wax Stencils

What a conundrum picking out the perfect shape for your next bikini wax? My Bikini now has stencils available in four shapes, including a heart for the more flamboyant. No longer do you need to deal with a “bad” wax job. This DIY kit is designed for the more playful at heart who like to add a little spice beneath their bikinis. My Bikini prides itself on allowing both men and women to lose social standards and have fun with their intimate styling.




So if you no longer have “hair down there” you can always temporarily decorate. With the creation of Vonk Schaamtoupetten, a pubic hair toupee business. Historically called ‘merkins’, pubic toupees are meant to make up for lost or shaved/waxed/lazered out hair. Vonk is more about the wow factor.


A new take on vegan : the Dildo Maker

Shape your carrots into dildos. And eat them raw….I guess teeth would be allowed in this case. “…….The notion of deriving pleasure from the simple things in life is taken to a whole new level with the introduction of the Dildomaker. Modeled on the iconic 1933 streamlined pencil sharpener by Raymond Loewy, this device enables you to whittle a wide range of ordinary objects into sex toys……”

the Dildo Maker: carve your carrots “raw”

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